Is that topical or internal?
What’s more fun than using (fake) studies to pick up cute devils?
Relationships: Angel Dust/Lucifer Morningstar
Characters: Angel Dust, Lucifer Morningstar
Rating: M
Words: 111
Type: Oneshot
Warnings: -
Tags: Suggestive themes, They're talknig about cum pretty much, There's no sex or anyithng it's just rated cus of the conversation
Originally posted: 2026-08-04
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Notes
Written for fic_promtply in August. Wasn't sure if this should be rated T or M but put an M on it just to be sure.
Angel dropped down on the couch, making Lucifer bounce in his seat.
“Hey sweetcheeks, heard the news?”
Lucifer looked up from the newspaper he was reading, raising it up with a questioning look.
“Nah, nothin’ in there.”
“Then what is it?”
“9/10 experts agree that cum’s good for your skin.”
Lucifer’s brows furrowed in confusion. “There was a study into that?”
“Sure was.”
“Then what about the tenth?”
Angel’s claws trailed up Lucifer’s chest. “I’m workin’ on convincin’ him right now.”
“I don’t…” Lucifer’s eyes widened. “Oh!”
Angel’s face split into a grin. “So? Wanna see if it’s true?”
Lucifer blushed, before finally nodding.
“I don’t see why we shouldn’t.”
